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Classic joke: When men and women different when using automatic teller machines:
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Boys pick up the money with the ATM card
01. The car parked next to the ATM
02. Insert ATM card
03. By a password
04. Take the money, ATM card and receipt
Girls pick up the money using ATM card
01. The car parked next to the ATM
02. Complement your makeup with a mirror
03. The engine stalled
04. The key on the purse
05. Get off, because the car some distance away from the ATM
06. Rummaged through bags looking for an ATM card
07. Insert ATM card
08. Rummaged through bags looking for passwords written on chewing gum goes foil
09. By a password
10. Read the instructions on the screen, spent two minutes
11. Press the Cancel button
12. To re-enter the correct password
13. Check their account balance
14. Read an on-screen instructions
15. Choose to withdraw cash
16. Into the car
17. Complement your makeup with a mirror
18. Rummaged through bags looking for his keys
19. To start the engine
20. Opened a five-meter
21. Stop
22. Reversing back to ATM
23. Complement your makeup with a mirror
24. Off
25. Take the money, ATM card and receipt
26. On the train
27. Complement your makeup with a mirror
28. Rummaged through bags for a place to put your ATM card
29. Pai reverse
30. Row D stalls
31. Drive
32. After ten kilometers away, let go of the handbrake
这是个刚错过寒冬的时候。
春姑娘刚给悲凉的大地盖上一个淡绿色的印章。余寒未尽的劲风煽动着两个蒲扇般大小的风筝,dre beats。看那不太循分的风筝正努力摆脱线的约束。狗儿绝不怜悯地面上的小草,也不怕凉,英勇地仰八叉躺在刚出地面的草芽上边蹬挫边撒手中所剩未几的线团。丫儿的风筝飞的不太高,一双小手紧攥着线绳,两只大眼睛一眨都不眨盯着本人风筝的一举一动。仿佛她发明自己的风筝不什么反动迹象,才扭过火来看狗儿的。
“哎呀!甭放了,会断线的!”丫儿焦急的直跺脚。
“晓得个啥!”狗儿大不认为然地答复。手中的线却仍然一直地放出来……
“真会断的,beats by dr dre!”他武断的往回收,可风筝却像是贴在空中一样,他又加大了力量,beats by dre。
“嘣—&mbirr;”
风筝解放了!它猖狂地向上一窜,继而便随风一头栽落了……
狗儿犹如被孙悟空使了定身法一样被钉在那儿,张着嘴巴愣愣地瞅着没了鹞子的天空,方才的自得被这从天而降的“可怜”赶的无影无踪。
“哎,beats by dre headphones!断了吧!告你说甭……”
“乘兴鸟!都怪你!……”狗儿在叫骂着。
忽然,狗儿的眼睛盯住了丫儿手中的线,眼神有点异样……
“把你的线给我!”狗儿在下命令。
“不给!就不给!”丫儿很坚定。
“我的没了,你也要不成!”
说着,狗儿抢上去,扯断了丫儿手中的线,丫儿的风筝跟狗儿的风筝一样翻卷在被风刮走了。
丫儿哭了。
狗儿笑了。那样子比他得到一个风筝还高兴!
风筝
次 这是个刚错过寒冬的时候,dr dre headphones。 春姑娘刚给凄惨的大地盖上一个淡绿色的印章。余寒未尽的劲风鼓动着两个蒲扇般大小的风筝。看那不太安分的风筝正尽力挣脱线的束缚。狗儿毫不顾恤地面上的小草,也不怕凉,大胆地仰八叉躺在刚出地面的草芽上边蹬挫边放手中所剩不多的线团。丫儿的风筝飞的不太高,一 |
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